It was clear; my definition of an early
start was completely different than Laurel’s interpretation. Leaving the room
by 10am for a full day of winter fun in Yosemite seemed possible since everyone
fell asleep at a decent hour. I hoped the crisp mountain air would further our
restful night and lead to a productive Saturday. I couldn’t have been more
wrong.
Like most 7-year-olds, Laurel loves
watching TV. I’m sure she thinks we are mean for limiting the hours she watches
and thanks to parental controls on our TV; Laurel needs to ask one of her
parents to enter a code for every show she wants to watch. She has figured out
the code several times, but we always change it. Pure evil parents in the eyes
of a child.
Laurel woke up at some unknown time and
decided to watch the unprotected TV in our room. She was pretending to be
asleep (hoping to avoid trouble) when Lisa woke up at 7 something. Lisa turned
off the TV. As Lisa was in the bathroom, Laurel woke me up by asking if she
could watch TV, tipping Lisa off that Laurel was faking sleep. Wanting more
sleep, I answered, “OK” without knowing the firestorm it was about to create.
Lisa emerged and called Laurel out on
pretending to be asleep while unapproved TV played in the room. Laurel held to
her story and dug in for the long run. My sleep was over as soon as Laurel
proclaimed, “Dad said I could watch TV”.
Trying to defuse the situation, Laurel
was ordered back to bed for more rest, but she argued that she didn’t want to
go back to bed. We didn’t know how long Laurel was up watching TV, but we could
tell by the way she was acting that it had been awhile. We had my early start,
but it was far from how I imagined.



