Faking Disabilities (7.2.13)

Jacksonville International Airport

July 2, 2013

A lady came running at us from the side while pushing an airport wheelchair filled with carry on baggage as Kellisa and I approached the wheelchair line at security. She almost crashed into Kellisa on her way to the front. 

I kept my mouth shut because I already knew that TSA would just say that the disabled line is managed using the honor system and they can't question anyone about why they're in the line. 

I was ready to explode and was hoping the woman was going to use the wheelchair on our flight because after running through the airport, I knew she would need to be wheeled down the jetway to board first. I've been known to call out "fakers" during the pre-board process because it embarrasses them in front of everyone that will be trapped on the same airplane with them and the airlines will always board Kellisa first, unless there's another real disabled person needing to pre-board. Unfortunately for us, she wasn't on our flight.

I snapped the following picture while still in disbelief. As soon as I heard the "click", I thought security would pounce on me for taking a picture in the security line, especially since they probably have a picture of me hanging in their office from previous outbursts, but nothing happened.

Kellisa didn't care because she was just happy to be at the airport on her way to a plane. One look at this face and I began to settle down.

Sanilac Petroglyphs

Sanilac Petroglyphs Historic State Park

Michigan

July 2013

As you can tell by the way Kellisa is dressed and the chair we have, a hike to historic petroglyphs wasn't exactly planned. We were driving towards the airport when I saw a sign pointing down a rural road in Michigan for petroglyphs. I figured we could maybe spare 30 minutes and still catch our flight. We were glad we made the side trip that lasted just over an hour. We broke a few laws and needed a miracle (the flight was delayed 35 minutes) to catch our flight.

Sanilac Petroglyphs are the only known petroglyphs in the Lower Peninsula of Michigan left by Native Americans. The petroglyphs were discovered in 1881 after a forest fire exposed the rock. 

The crosses represent migrating birds: 

The swirl represents water:

Nightwalker:

A warrior with a bow and arrow shooting wisdom into the future:

A birdman:

To protect the petroglyphs from vandalism and erosion, the rock is protected by a wooden roof and surrounded by a large fence with barb wire. We were fortunate to arrive when the site was open and two archaeologists were there to share their interpretations.